Some Random Thoughts

I was chatting over MiRC.

It never ceased to amaze me …

1. how some people can say so little with so many words.

2. how some people can continously and regularly murder the english language and still believe in themselves that they’re poet laureates.

3. how some guys can label themselves as cute, hunky, hot, etc in chat and yet be the total opposite.

4. how a guy can openly put up an advertisement saying that they’re looking for serious relationship and/or sex, with the same breath.

5. how someone can have a conscience convoluted enough so as to openly, personally claim that he gets sex for the sole sake of it.

MiRC teaches me a lotta things.

I now have an even better idea of what I don’t wanna be.

P.S. Don’t get me wrong. I am not implying that any of these isn’t ok. I just believe that there may just be some things which are better left unsaid, out of good taste

When English Becomes a Felony

Session Start: Sat May 24 09:17:13 2008
Session Ident: mintybanana
01[09:17] <`ToToyType> i didnt quite get the filled pouches part
01[09:17] <`ToToyType> whats that?
[09:18] <mintybanana> well bulging undies
01[09:18] <`ToToyType> oh
01[09:18] <`ToToyType> silly me
[09:18] <mintybanana> hi there
[09:19] <mintybanana> what is keeping you up this late in the mornin
01[09:19] <`ToToyType> cant sleep. budding insomniac
[09:19] <mintybanana> ahahaha welcome to the club
01[09:19] <`ToToyType> and you?
[09:19] <mintybanana> well i ran out of stilnox… the insomniac vitamin
[09:19] <mintybanana> aahahah
01[09:19] <`ToToyType> i dunno if i should thank you for that O_O
01[09:20] <`ToToyType> ah, never took meds
[09:20] <mintybanana> btw
[09:20] <mintybanana> how young are you
01[09:20] <`ToToyType> 23
[09:20] <mintybanana> hmm young
[09:20] <mintybanana> got pic?
01[09:20] <`ToToyType> http://www.guys4men.com/members/1042797/ 23 Pasig. Chat.
[09:21] <mintybanana> http://www.guys4men.com/members/757043/
01[09:21] <`ToToyType> hmm
01[09:22] <`ToToyType> i think theres something not poetic about saying that “life is a chess”
01[09:23] <`ToToyType> hmm
[09:23] <mintybanana> well it aint poetic nor aimed to be one
01[09:23] <`ToToyType> theres something off about the analogy
01[09:23] <`ToToyType> if u get what i mean
[09:23] <mintybanana> well i play with life
[09:23] <mintybanana> planned game
[09:23] <mintybanana> and no one dare refute of that
01[09:23] <`ToToyType> err
01[09:23] <`ToToyType> owkay.
[09:24] <mintybanana> unless you wanna play safe with one king and all queens
01[09:24] <`ToToyType> err… owwwkkaaayyy…
[09:25] <mintybanana> you play chess i presume
01[09:25] <`ToToyType> uh-huh
01[09:25] <`ToToyType> and?
[09:25] <mintybanana> you play bookline?
01[09:25] <`ToToyType> fortunately no.
01[09:25] <`ToToyType> whats the point anyway?
[09:26] <mintybanana> well they don’t hit the books unless they’re brilliant moves
01[09:27] <`ToToyType> uh-huh, and the point is?
[09:27] <mintybanana> we are both sleepless and both are loaded with ammos of sarcasm and grit so we better cut the chase and say good morning. nice to meet you here.
[09:27] <mintybanana> the point…. well one should know what he is doing
01[09:27] <`ToToyType> that saved you a lot of time.
01[09:27] <`ToToyType> ^_^
01[09:28] <`ToToyType> your english fascinates me
[09:29] <mintybanana> what is there to fascinate you….
[09:29] <mintybanana> i mean in the english
01[09:29] <`ToToyType> i could so remember the cabuya UCPB incident
01[09:29] <`ToToyType> *cabuyao
[09:30] <mintybanana> oh
01[09:30] <`ToToyType> yeah
[09:30] <mintybanana> those guys are so impatient
01[09:31] <`ToToyType> which guys?
[09:31] <mintybanana> the ones who did the job
01[09:32] <`ToToyType> but thats not the reason why you made me remember that
[09:32] <mintybanana> i mean those who peppered them bank employees with brass
01[09:33] <`ToToyType> oohhhhkay…

*** good heavens! ***

Paru-parong Bukid

Session Start: Sat May 24 10:26:51 2008
Session Ident: KUroGane
[10:26] Session Ident: KUroGane (DALnet, `ToToyType) (~kill_d_FI@125.60.243.3)
[10:26] <KUroGane> cute
01[10:27] <`ToToyType> salalamt
01[10:27] <`ToToyType> alin ang cute?
[10:27] <KUroGane> walang anuman
01[10:27] <`ToToyType> wehehee
[10:27] <KUroGane> ang iyong mga larawan
01[10:27] <`ToToyType> ah taos pusong pasasalamat
[10:27] <KUroGane> walang anuman..
[10:28] <KUroGane> hehe
01[10:28] <`ToToyType> yaman lang din at napadalhan mo ako ng papuri at mangyari po lamang na ipaskil nila ang kanilang mga larawan
01[10:28] <`ToToyType> yaman lang din at napadalhan mo ako ng papuri ay mangyari po lamang na ipaskil nila ang kanilang mga larawan
[10:28] <KUroGane> hahaha
01[10:28] <`ToToyType> itoy isa lamang pakiusap
[10:28] <KUroGane> tagalog kung tagalog
[10:28] <KUroGane> care to chat? PASAY HERE.. http://www.guys4men.com/members/1181018/
01[10:29] <`ToToyType> hmm
[10:29] <KUroGane> ???
[10:29] <KUroGane> hmm?
01[10:29] <`ToToyType> di ko akalaing sadyang kay layo ng iyong kinalalagyan
[10:29] <KUroGane> wahahaha
[10:30] <KUroGane> ganun po ba
01[10:30] <`ToToyType> di ko nais na ipahiwatig na hindi ako interesado ngunit nais ko lamang ipabatid sa kanila ang aking nasasaloob
[10:30] <KUroGane> ok lang.. i just wanted to say that ur cute.. un lang..
[10:30] <KUroGane> hehe ok lang po
01[10:31] <`ToToyType> iyon lamang ba ang iyong layunin?
[10:31] <KUroGane> yeah
01[10:33] <`ToToyType> kung ganoon ay, maraming salamat at magandang umaga.
01[10:33] <`ToToyType> hehehe
[10:33] <KUroGane> yeah welcome and gudmorning as well…
Session Close: Sat May 24 10:33:35 2008

I was totoy.

Uber Bitchy Day

As I was chatting over IRC, I saw this advertisement:

<freethrow> 24 m ortigas looking for a decent chat. manly athletic guys with good education, message me. no teenagers/effems/fakers.

Living up to being the evil bitch for bitches, I messaged him:

<totoytype> dude, its “educational”
<freethrow> am i not entitled to typo errors?
<totoytype> yeah but you can correct them. seemingly, you havent noticed, so i made your job easier for you.
<totoytype> you wont be able to get educated guys with blatant typos, let alone athletic
<freethrow> well, thanks for noticing, however, you really dont have to exert extra effort
<totoytype> i dont mind, it didnt take me anything at all
<freethrow> im not looking for seemingly smart ass either
<freethrow> enjoy your day
<totoytype> have a nice life, Mr Education Background ^_^
<freethrow> already have 1, mr gramm-arr-ian
<totoytype> oh my. man, your english is a felony
<totoytype> keep it up
<freethrow> lol
<freethrow> call it anything u want
<totoytype> i already did
<totoytype> tell me something new

and he didn’t message back.

Geez. I’m evil.

On Him

I was chatting with an acquaintance in mIRC under the nick ToToyType and we had a really nice conversation.

<R33> adorable.
<R33> catty but adorable.
<ToToyType> oh, thanks a lot
<ToToyType> whats catty?
* ToToyType feels uber stoopeeed
<R33> stooped?
<R33> ohhh
<R33> so what brings you online on a lazy saturday evening?
<ToToyType> stoooooooooooooooooooopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed is what i meant
<ToToyType> burning time
<R33> why? late appointment?
<R33> http://www.guys4men.com/members/*$%&^/
<ToToyType> nah not really
<ToToyType> for the lack of a life, i burn time
<R33> awww
<R33> cute thing like you
<R33> go out and torment
<ToToyType> i torment people. I TORMENT PEOPLE. I LOOOOVE TORMENTING puny earthlings.
<R33> hehe i sense the passion.
<ToToyType> well, you can try reading my blogs
<R33> i did
<ToToyType> http://totoytype.multiply.com/
<ToToyType> ah alright
<R33> so which one you here for tonight: Email/Chat, Friendship, 1 2 1 Sex, Relationship?
<ToToyType> next question please
<R33> so which one are you not here for tonight?
<R33>
<ToToyType> next question please
<ToToyType>
<R33> haha touche
<R33> so what kind of questions should i steer clear of?
<ToToyType> anything that pertains to those
<R33> nothing sexual or personal? but that’s not fun!
<R33> hehe.
<ToToyType> those two things used to be fuin
<ToToyType>
<R33> uh-oh i sense trauma.
<ToToyType> yeah its shitty

<ToToyType> didnt you sense it in my haikus
<ToToyType> i suck aat poetry i guess
<R33> well some people bounce back quickly
<ToToyType> i cant inasmuch as id want to
<R33> helplessness doesn’t suit you
<ToToyType> it doesnt, but its quite there
<ToToyType> its all about facades
<R33> letting go is a choice you know
<ToToyType> lip service
<R33> on the contrary
<R33> it’s one of the hardest things to do
<ToToyType> please, no Dr. Phil for tonight
<R33> no sex, no psychology
<R33> what else is there?
<ToToyType> hmm
<ToToyType> lets change the topic
<ToToyType> i havea a question
<R33> go ahead.
<ToToyType> is it evil of me is i describe a guy as “not much”, “doesnt go beyond anywhere”, “not very smart” or “a ‘was’ “?
<ToToyType> is it evil of me iF i describe a guy as “not much”, “doesnt go beyond anywhere”, “not very smart” or “a ‘was’ “?
<R33> not evil
<R33> but if you love the guy, it’s called coping.
<R33>
<ToToyType> no, its what i normally tell friends when they ask me how my date was, whenever i have one
<R33> it’s normal for smart people
<R33> but a tad bit rude.
<ToToyType> hmm
<ToToyType> i suppose thats why i dont last long in pseudo relationships
<R33> could be
<ToToyType> its hard to find really smart guys
<ToToyType> i mean
<ToToyType> imagine talking passionately about WTO agricultural subsidies then your date’s eyes are already glazing
<R33> it’s not the sexiest of topics you know
<R33> and like all topics has it’s proper place.
<R33> its rather
<ToToyType> wut
<R33> a date is about finding common interests
<ToToyType> agricultural subsidies ARE sexxaayy

<R33> not one-upping the other.
<ToToyType> no you dont get me
<ToToyType> its like
<R33> i do, believe me i do.
<ToToyType> i have this tendency to
<ToToyType> start from small things till i end up with a novel,
<ToToyType> like ordering half rice from mcdo then starting a talk regarding the rice crisis to subsidies to the KYOTO protocol to the league of nations
<ToToyType> or like
<ToToyType> seeing those insurance cards given out in
<R33> well there may be some guys who can out-talk you but choose not to.
<ToToyType> provincial buses then mortality rates then quantitative risk assessment to capital inflow to the 97 financial crisis to the new S.E.A. buffer fund to global recessions
<ToToyType> but what if
<ToToyType> hmm
<R33> and just enjoy the company.
<ToToyType> but what if i really want them to show me that theyre smarter?
<R33> we have too many people we need to impress or out-talk, cute dates shouldn’t be one of them.
<R33> these are the people you ideally want to “let your hair down and talk nonsense”
<R33> and relax.
<R33> believe me you don’t want someone smarter
<R33> we all say that, but in real we don’t.
<ToToyType> hmm. i think i yearn for someone who has moral ascendancy over me, which is concomitant with his intellectual superiority
<R33> intellectual superiority does not equate to moral ascendancy
<R33> and vice versa
<ToToyType> R33, tell u honestly, no bragging or shit, except for that GUY X that im kinda crushing on right now, I havent seen any potential date who has the neurological brawns to rival mine.
<ToToyType> hmm
<ToToyType> re: intellectual superiority does no equate…. –> well then what does?
<R33> you may be smarter but i’m sure there are tons of less-neurological beings who can run circles around you hehe.
<ToToyType> well yeah
<ToToyType> the thing here R33 is,
<ToToyType> I dont really think highly of myself in any aspect except my brains. Call me anything but dim. Given that,
<ToToyType> hmm
<ToToyType> given that,
<ToToyType> suppose there are N aspects in one’s persona, and im ranked last in aspects 1,2,3 to N-1
<ToToyType> and I happen to excel in the Nth, defined as brains

<R33> precisely why you really aren’t going to get anyone smarter. you won’t allow, subconsciously, for someone to have superiority over you for the only thing you can honestly say you’re the king.
<ToToyType> the only thing that a guy needs to have my utter respect and reverence
<R33> and please don’t talk math.
<R33> i totally suck at it.
<ToToyType> ah sorry
<ToToyType> i cant find a way to explain it
<ToToyType> hmm
<ToToyType> my nose bleeds
<R33> can i try?
<ToToyType> try what?
<R33> to articulate.
<ToToyType> go
<R33> you want someone who finds brains sexy because you have loads of it. and the only one who can appreciate it, is a smart guy.
<ToToyType> no. that totally hit the gutter
<ToToyType> here
<ToToyType> 1. A guy has to have my respect in every department
<ToToyType> 2. He has my respect in all departments except on the brains part, which is still under contest
<ToToyType> 3. if he shows that hes brainier then 1. covered
<ToToyType> got it?
<R33> sure on the surface
<ToToyType> the bottomline is
<ToToyType> i want to get more than just sexual orgasm. i want to be able to just sit beside him and learn without having to deduce things which are not even in his most far-fetched of intents
<ToToyType> got me?
<ToToyType> i mean
<ToToyType> sex dies out eventually
<R33> yes it does.
<ToToyType> we should share something that i am really passionate about
<ToToyType> the only thing that i am absolutely into is reading.
<ToToyType> not the fancy chimney’s sweet valley high crap
<ToToyType> you get me do you?
<R33> yes i do. no need to keep asking.
<R33> maybe i’m just too jaded.
<R33> sad fact is people smarter than us may not necessarily be hot in our eyes.
<R33> will you lower your standards in other aspects to get this one important one right?
<R33> quintessential question.

<ToToyType> but the catch here is
<ToToyType> i never actually implemented that criterion before
<ToToyType> and they dint work
<ToToyType> aint it high time to actually up the bar?
<R33> the higher the bar, the harder to reach.
<ToToyType> so i gotta have a coif in handy?
<R33> and the frustrating thing is even if you find one (which is rare), the choice is not solely yours.
<ToToyType> oh well
<ToToyType> life is one fucked up musical aint it
<R33> only for those who are hard to please
<ToToyType> oh well. i suppose my self confidence that seemingly borders if not treads on narcissism is makin romeo all too evasive.
<ToToyType> thanks for the insight R33
<ToToyType> and by the way
<ToToyType> ill be putting this transcript on my blog
<ToToyType> alright?
<R33> sans the link to my profile
<R33> ok?
<ToToyType> yeah ill remember that
<R33> alright then.
<R33> and don’t diss me too much
<R33>
<ToToyType> nahh dont worry
<ToToyType> I wont.
<ToToyType> haha
<ToToyType> auf wiedersehen
<R33> tschuss
<R33> nachste mal
<ToToyType> danke schon
<R33> bitte
<ToToyType> bitte auch
<ToToyType> (talagang di magpapatalo no!?)
<ToToyType> o siya babay
<ToToyType>
<R33> haha tanggap ko na yan
<ToToyType> hahha
<ToToyType> babay!

<R33> comes with age
<R33>
<R33> bye!

 

 

Sighs. Oo nga naman.

G4M

Syet, lalo yata akong sumusungit. Magpapakabait na ako from now on.

 

message history

you’ve exchanged the following messages with garlic_bread – note that only messages that have not been deleted or deleted in the last 5 days are shown:

22 Jun 2008, 13:34 garlic_bread: hello  22 Jun 2008, 13:54 You: hi rin  22 Jun 2008, 13:55 garlic_bread: wanna meet?  22 Jun 2008, 13:55 You: what for  22 Jun 2008, 13:56 garlic_bread: ayaw mo? ok lang  22 Jun 2008, 13:58 You: i barely know u, u got nothing on your profile, i dont even know your name, and youd ask me if id like to meet up? common sense man, dont insult your purported intelligence.22 Jun 2008, 14:00 garlic_bread: k 22 Jun 2008, 14:08 You: good.   22 Jun 2008, 14:11 garlic_bread: can we slep 2 ur house? wala kasi kame tulog pa eh 2 kami   22 Jun 2008, 14:14 You: no

 

Kaya naman pala e.